French fries for you?

Son: Mummy, this is what I do in class.

SGFemale: Wow.... that's cute! Can mummy have a bite?

Son: Yes, mummy! The fries is very nice!

SGFemale: Hm.... How come so little fries?

Son: I ate some, this is for you!

SGFemale: (fainted)!!!!

- SGFemale